A PERSIAN A RUSSIAN AND A OTTOMAN WALK INTO A BAR!

               I know this is a lead in line for about a thousand jokes, but the idea of these three groups holding hands and driving towards a “Common goal” is about as laughable as you can get. Let me do a quick sanity check and then I can get down to the real issue here. One.

The Tsar doesn’t care what the old men in Tehran want. When the right time comes, he will slit their throats and leave them in the ash pile of Persian history.

The Persians loathe the Tsar and his nation of Infidels. Their weapons and their money make this false alliance necessary, but when the time comes, the Persians will do everything in their power to provide the Tsar with his own version of the Afghanistan retreat across the bridge. Buying time. That is what they are doing. Buying time.

The Leader of the Ottomans! Well, this mentally unbalanced nutcase doesn’t really like anyone. Somehow, he has a vision of the whole world being part of the new Ottoman Empire. Honestly, this guy is more dangerous than the Little Fat Guy in North Korea. Look out France! This guy doesn’t have a screw loose; he’s got parts flying off all over the place. Does he realize the Tsar’s hand is extended for the sole purpose of destroying NATO? Probably. Does he think he can lead the Tsar on and come out on top of this deceptive game? Absolutely. Like I said………a complete nut job!

               So, there you have it. A simplistic breakdown of the three powers shown holding hands this week. Now, if that is not entertaining enough, we have to toss in a key ingredient to this event. The Donald!  Just as this so called conference was about to take place, “WE ARE LEAVING AND SOON”! that was the message blasting out of the White House directly to the meeting room in Ankara. Did that create confusion? The Ottoman Sultan’s eyes must have rolled back in his head. The Persian scratched his beard and the Tsar just grinned. Confusion? Oh, you bet that statement caused more than confusion, perhaps even in Paris and Riyadh. One this is for sure. The Donald did exactly what he intended. He sucked the air right of out that meeting hall. Then….then…. just as the threesome were whispering to their staff, demanding to know what they had found out, The Donald strikes again. “ WE ARE NOT LEAVING….AT LEAST NOT YET….MAYBE….. MORE TO COME”! Look, love him or hate him, you have to admit, The Donald at times seems crazy like a Fox. The wind came out of this meeting as if a balloon had popped. What was the final statement from the meeting? Who in the region even paid attention? The US is leaving Syria…………..no ……………wait…………….they are not leaving Syria…………well………..maybe. In the meantime, Russian, Iranian and Turkish Intelligence all report the same thing. The US is fortifying locations in Northern Syria. The French along with “others” are moving in to the same positions. The Ottoman Sultan slaps his servants as he tries to think of something intelligent to say to his state-controlled media. The Puppet sent by the old man in Tehran sits and wonders what he shouldn’t say. As all of this is going on, the Tsar stands there with his signature reaction. The Cheshire Cat grin. Now, about this possible meeting between Putin and The Donald at the White House! Oh Donald, you are an interesting balance to the Cat and he has to love that grin!