THE DONALD AND PUTIN PHONE CALL:
Last night,
once again, the IDF stuck deep in the heart of Syria. The target? Iranian
operations. The protection? Again, it simply wasn’t there, like the last dozen
or so times. Is there love between Moscow and Tehran? No. Can Russia toss the
Persians onto the fire? Yes. It’s not about Persians. It’s about the Russian Empire
and Iran is just a Pawn in the much larger game. Does the US/ The Donald /
understand this? Yes. Can a deal be struck between the Tsar and The Donald? You
bet. Can that deal mean real bad news for the Iranians? Yep, bank on it. Do the
Iranians know this? Absolutely? Will they go along with this whatever “deal” is
made? Don’t bank on it! Does this post sound like a rerun posted by you know
who over ….and………over again? Yep, and why is that? Simple, because the story
has not changed. The acts continue, but the storyline is always the same. I’ll
even let you read the script. It goes something like this.
“ Vlad….how’s it hanging? Hey….would
you stop texting me the Hooker jokes? Lord knows I’ve had enough of that story
for a while. Okay, I was just wanted to give you a call and go back over what
we agreed upon. Like I said before, I’ll say we are pulling back into Iraq and
you are going to walk away from the Iranians in Syria. You are going to give
speeches about how dangerous the continued strikes by Israel are and we are not
going to say anything. Now, if you are right and the Iranians try to save face,
then the IDF is going to pound the Iranian units in Syria hard….real hard. But
let’s be real clear here. We will allow Assad to stay, you can be the primary
supporter of your new satellite nation, but the Iranians have to go and the nuclear
deal you suckered Obama into is gone as well. We pull out of Syria and you walk
away from Iranian operations in Syria”! “ Donald! It’s good to hear your voice
and just incase your intelligence / FBI / is listening/ you are still my Puppet😊.
Let them chew on that for a while….. okay…..yes…. the Iranians in Syria are
done. They’ve been a pain in my ass for several years now and the silly little
idiots really think they will end up calling the shots in Syria. You know, they are going to give you big problems
in Iraq, but that is not my concern. As for the nuclear deal. Go ahead and
pull out. I will state what a mistake it is and mumble a few other statements,
but in the end…………I don’t care. We will
start teaching Russian in Syrian schools and after a year or two, Assad will
have a automobile accident…they run in the family you know😊. As for the Israelis….. if they are going to
make a mess of Iran, then we both need to sit back and watch. In the end, there
will be a great deal of money to be made rebuilding the new Iranian military. I’ll
speak to Soleimani and make sure he is ready to step up. By the way, watch out
for the Little Fat Guy. My people tell me he’s trying to play both sides of the
fence. If he crosses the Dragon, we both know what is going to happen”. “ Vlad…you
are absolutely spot on. I’m not playing games with the little idiot. Hell, if
he pisses me off, maybe he can walk across that bridge next to the Kremlin…..we
all know what happens on that bridge”😉
!!!!!
Funny... pretty much true but still funny.
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